Thoughts of men during sex in a missionary position.
The missionary position is one of the most famous sexual poses. Some people love her, others associate her with boredom, routine and lack of imagination. What do men think about sex in this pose.
- Wow cool! We have sex! Honestly, this is, as a rule, the only distinct thought that arises with us during sex. Damn it, perhaps, an hour after sex in our head, approximately the following arises: “I had sex”. But in general, we know little that in this position you can get stuck for a long time, this is a real bear caps among all poses.
- We will be in this position all the time? With this pose, everything, in principle, is in order. She is excellent, but you know what happens and better.
- I will not crush you? I know that you are not afraid of this, but it seems to me that you should be afraid. For an instant, I thought about it and now all the time it seems to me that you hate me since I am from above.
- My chest sweated, and it is cold to all other parts of the body. I’m serious. We have been doing this for so long that both are sweating, and it blows my back due to the fact that you dropped the blanket.
- You definitely don’t like how my eggs are slapping about your ass. Even it annoys me. I think about creating a belt for eggs specially designed for sex.
- You know, we can have sex and in another position. Absolutely any. Let’s change places, for example,. It will turn out differently. Oh please.
- I can finish this way, but this will not happen. We are both above this.
- I have to do everything. I’m already starting to get tired. And even if you try to do something below, then the only thing you succeed is is the bench press with the weight of my whole body.
- Are you okay? You don’t move. I can’t say that you are in a coma, since now we are in a missionary position.
- Why did we not go petting? None of us would have bothering, and we both would enjoy this.
- Why don’t you recognize the defeat? Just look into my eyes and say you’re tired.
- Stop trying to kiss me. I can’t have sex at the same time and keep my head straight so that you can kiss.
- OK then. It is over. I would say that it was the most boring sex on the planet, but I will not say that, otherwise, in this case, I will appropriate him with the degree of superiority. Probably my parents have sex so. Amazing! I’m naked and I think about my parents!