Instrument for the weekend

• Author: kissfendi
• Filed under: Alternative Lifestyle, Uncut, Week Ends, kissfendi
• Date: Aug 10,2007

I am taking my weekend slowly away from all the parties. I just want to have a hangover free weekend. I seldom have this kind of feeling no aggression but full of anxiety. Yeah yeah! Touch no touch. I am losing my over so many things to do just like travelling.

I will have a week school free next week because of the town festival and I am thinking of rerouting myself to Bangkok for a weekend. I need an immediate Asian Shopping and food or I prefer to get shagged with some Asian Taxi drivers and come home with a thousand dollar smile on my face.

Nicky the bitch never sent me email for a week now and I wonder why. She maybe so busy filling her hole with hard objects and having a fantastic orgasm! So Jealous!

So here I am posting this craze crazy music instrument I found from the tube…I really like this one and I hope you will like this as well otherwise you will get a smacked on your arse chick if you won’t.

Love me or hate me. I am still your gorgeous irreplaceable clitless Fendi. I hope everyone will have a fantastic shagging weekend! Only whore jump! Read the rest of this entry »

On Out September issue

• Author: kissfendi
• Filed under: Alternative Lifestyle, Celebrities, Entertainment, Famous, Fashion, Uncut
• Date: Aug 8,2007

Have you grabbed a copy of Out Magazine September issue? Look who’s fleshing on the cover! It’s our fashion guru Marc Jacobs bear all his details beyond fashion.

“I used to really hate seeing my own reflection in the mirror, and I’m not talking about in a drug- or alcohol-induced state—I mean in general.

I just hid behind clothes, and I didn’t really care about what I wore, and I didn’t care about my skin or my hair—I just felt like,

There’s nothing more I can do to look more attractive…what’s the point? and believing that, I just avoided having my picture taken,” Jacobs tells the magazine.

This fashion icon admits that he is an insecure faggot who happens to love dressing up Goddess!

We will see we else we can see beyond his creation. Marc is the creative director of Louis Vuitton and also designs his own two lines Marc Jacobs and Marc by Marc Jacobs. You don’t need to jump! Read the rest of this entry »

Grattis Tobbe!

• Author: kissfendi
• Filed under: Alternative Lifestyle, Fendi, Uncut
• Date: Aug 7,2007

It was Tobbe’s birthday bash today at Cuba’s café and friends met over Mojito Cuban drink (mixed of white rum, mint, browns sugar and a little shower of Soda). We fish up together with his parents and cousins who left earlier. Tobbe came for just few weeks to drink Mojito with friend and he will start packing up and back to Bangkok to ride his Vespa Motorbike and whore around with Cute Thai Haawwt Boys Hawwt!

Tobbe has been a close friend of ours since World War IV indeed we once out to see Cold Play Live in Bangkok, Cold Play is very Tobbe!. Nice nice nice!
I am sorry I just couldn’t find a nice photo of our Birthday Celebrant “ Tobbe” but I found this one instead so enjoy!! Hit me gorgeous! Thanks Mr. Hanky! This guy is just so adorable always get something hard like what he’s holding! Ugh! I am wet!!

Grattis Tobbe! Du måste stanna här och vi kan ha mer fest! Marrika och jag saknar dig alltid när vi har fest. Bara oss! När jag ska åka till Bkk måste besöka jag till dig och kanske leta efter the boys! Egen Grattis Grattis och Krammar! You don’t need to jump bithces! Read the rest of this entry »

Wanted Czech Biyach

• Author: kissfendi
• Filed under: Fendi, Uncut
• Date: Jul 4,2007

I had time with Nicky and Marikka today. I hope that’s not the last one. She came back Monday to take all her stuffs. I didn’t sleep Sunday until the next day that was more than 24 hours then I went to meet her monday morning and we walked almost to Denmark from Sweden.
Today, we had a bottle of wine at the park thanks to Marrika got an African wine. Then walked back to Marikka’s house and had dinner. I jus left Nicky downtown and said goodbye (Actually not goodbye) to her. My heart sank. My heart sank down to my anus! It was more than having a knee surgery without anaesthetics. The night even went terribly bad and dark as a no-torch-hell. I want to abhor her as much as I want to but no I can’t. My Swedish life will never be the same again with out that bi*ch around. I just feel so sad I feel like my whole family is dead and I am grieving. I am really unhappy. I’m grieving now more than I grieved when my fish died 4 years ago.

I will stop Blogging for a while at least several days. I want to show Nicky that I am so against of what she’s doing. When I come back I will have to think if I should hire another bi*ch but if I think so, then these should be the bi*ch qualifications.

QUALIFICATIONS

-Not so Blond
-A Czech Republican
-Has a not so bad humour that even a Danish Princess could laugh her ass out from nothing even while sleeping.
-Sweet that could accommodate four guys and 36 bottles of Russian Beers.
-Could cry even there’s no reason to cry.
-At least could laugh time to time even I don’t feel like laughing with.
-She could make food from nothing even just a spoon of soy sauce and a leaf of basil.
-She could drag me out to party for two days straight with out feeling worry about the next day.
-She could work 16 hours straight and party afterwards.
-She must at least be dumb like Paris Hilton and could be smart like Einstein.
-She should have a big heart for shopping.
-Someone should laugh and think that when I get 60 years old I still wear my braces and laugh at it the whole day.
-Someone who can dance, crawl and sleep on the sofa and want to have something to chew with, like vegetable before sleeping.
-Could empty two bottles of Champagnes.
And…
-At least has been a national ice-skater in her home country for 15 years.

She could take 60 photo frames and like only one.

Nicky loves gays

Nicky when she’s sober.

When she gets so excited to dance she could crawl.

If you think you have these qualifications please send your resume enclosed with Nicky Ruskova.

I ‘m sorry Nicky I wasn’t straight. I could have married you!

I am so mad-sad! Read the rest of this entry »

Biyaches are gone a bottle of champagne I’m dead

• Author: kissfendi
• Filed under: Fendi, Uncut
• Date: Jun 22,2007

This is the most boring summer I ever have! All bi*ches left me and I am all alone doing all the boring stuffs even a bottle of champagne couldn’t fill the tedious space. Its Thursday night I am sure everyone thinks there’s no reason for me to pop a bottle of champagne when there’s no one but all alone.

You see that green dragon right there. That’s the only buddy I have and with that champagne bottle.

I am going to give myself a hard fcuk before I hit the bed. I have too much angst to disburse. Nicky will be the big issue here for leaving my arse in Malmö all alone when everyone is out for summer and drinking champagne and Krugs. I so hate that bitch for taking her gut out from Malmö and have all the night life and parties snuffle all the cokes in Prague with all the boys around to
pamper her.

65 percent sure you are reading this blog bitch please get your ass back in Malmö before I change my mind and take my flight to Columbia and reap all Opium I can find. I miss you, you big time twat! Marrika is gone too far as well to get near with her boyfriend.

Nicky and Natasha during the Student b*tch-fcuk festival at the park. How could anyone not miss these b*tches?! I miss them big time!

I bet she got too bored with the dozens of di*dos. I so hate you guys! Tomorrow will be Midsommarafton, time that we have been wainting because everyone will celebrate the next day for mid-summer!

So, I will be taking my lanky a*s down to Lund to celebrate with Natasha and Fredrick at most I still have Natasha the only bi*ch that looks more than a movie star who could inspire me to party. I couldn’t wait to go party with her.

There Natasha fixing her boyfriend’s Fred’s Stockings ”best for the night’s drag-show” One of the reasons why they keep each other for so long because they understand each other’s needs and little joy. I love you guys!

Now I am drinking Champagne all alone and blogging. I want to blog what happened at school today. My teacher came and sat beside me then she wrote “integritet” on my hand-sheet and asked me “ Vad byteder på Engelska Fendi? I said “Integrity” and she says “You have that integrity Fendi, det är kul. Keep it up!”

I don’t understand exactly what she meant but I just laugh at it. I bet she has read my blog entry when I named each teacher at school as ugly fat a*s old women. Their buttom chicks are no mistake to undergo botox first.
I think about myself if I still have that kind of thing left. I am so powerless without all the bi*ches that could back me up. Read the rest of this entry »