The gates closed early
I didn’t have so much energy to write about what had happened during the weekend party. But no surprises happened; all my body parts are unharmed with me home safely. Too bad we didn’t make it to the Church party.
We were supposed to have party at the old Church but the priest decided to close the gates early because the nuns were complaining of getting too much hangover. We came a little bit late because we spent over time talking on the balcony and butt sightseeing at the same time.
I had nice time as always discussing vig’nal talks with the grace of my almighty angel and a loving human Marikka with the heaven sent smoking hot angel with her forever greenhorn- fresh smile Natasha.
The talk was much better than a vig’nal monologue and I am pretty sure Natasha would be mercifully agreed. As usual late to come at home from party hitting the bed at quarter past five not too bad to overrun hangover the next day.
I thought the boys at the pub where we slipped to were visually romantic but physiologically unqualified. That’s all for now ladies and boys. I miss you big time like I miss two days of sleep! Read the rest of this entry »
After a huge chicken for dinner I feel like a dying elephant. Thanks to the oven it cooked fantastic. Hmm. Now I don’t feel like moving my fingers or even think about what to write. I feel like I got one bone stuck in between my nostrils and I don’t have any idea how it got there. Do not ask me please…
I am just so full as a mother pig. *burping* I have to write some details about my yesterday and today before they get deleted from my 17 MB brain memory. I don’t have much space left because I stored much po’no that is what I think and my brain has a self destructive device and there’s no scientific explanation. Just when I met my not so gorgeous teacher today at school infact I have much respect for her not just because she’s too old or not just because the statement is right that she is between 50 and death but it’s because of that she could be so nice like Santa’s wife, sometimes she offers me some paper clips even I don’t need them.
Straight out she was the one who posted my photo-clipping from the Newspaper months ago when I was featured as one of the best dressed *Questionable* clitless girls in town and she was so proud more than I. She gave me a nice smooth grin today using her layered wrinkles sagging on her jaw like she wanted to tell me something. I thought she must have read my last entry the other day when I threw flat whinings about teachers at school saying * they are too casual * but I wasn’t scared if she has come across to it. I am sure she still could love me more than her morning coffee. Enough!
It’s where I parked my orange bike. Can you find it?
Yesterday was actually a nice day. There was enough sun, lemon, devil’s cake and a plate of pasta with lazy cheese. I had everything in just few hours of sitting under the sun and that was with out the Mormon’s blessing. The foods were actually lost geographically in my intestine and got little bit indigestion and I swear it wasn’t because I ate them without a Mormon’s blessing because I never desire it. Please don’t jump! Read the rest of this entry »
First thing you learn in Sweden is How to unroll condom on your Penis.
It was a bright sunny weather of Malmö today and there wasn’t any manhood sign written upon the sky because they were all over the streets seducing the weakest to death.
As usual walking back home from school, to embrace the heat of the earth is a long time passion only when there’s sun to shine. My thoughts were in random, such as Police car, a gang bang together with that Police officer who showed his upper teeth, Pnis display at Kiosk and arrogant bastards who couldn’t afford to buy a bottle of Dom Pérignon for me even if I offer a one time rape-sex.
I want to get driven by a cop of Malmö 
I promise that I would write only clean and honest words today such as there will be no wicked entry. I wouldn’t write my bad thoughts and wonderings if how it would feel like getting drilled with an ex marine on the stairs or inside the lift such as getting into the pool with straight boys who left their girlfriends just to shove me or on the beach watching Justin Timberlake losing his lovehole to Rafael Nadal. They are not wicked thoughts, are they? Sex topic is the whole past time favourite for young and dying here in Sweden; they keep it playing over and over on the radio making the rest of the afternoon so convenient and relaxing.
Kiss the Swedish boys of the day: Medle 19 and Jimmy. Example: Getting yourself spoiled with cute boys and one of the reasons to live. ( Thanks Medle for the photo)
Then how could I make my self still like a bear cub on hibernation process and not wanting those sweat steamed boy bodies if I keep hearing those o*gy porgies on the radio? Swedish just love straightforward topics such those, in fact they just talked about fetishes if how important they are. Like sucking toes and stealing underwear. Sex has been a part of the society’s educational cliché. Read the rest of this entry »
Do you wish to have your foreskin back? Hmm… I guess there’s a new solution having it back with CAT II RO. I don’t know how this magical skin enhancer works exactly. If someday you get one try to put it in your finger if it also works,. I want to see foreskin on fingers too, I havn’t seen one. Glad Påsk!
The creator of the CAT II RO didn’t want to spend $150 on a foreskin restoration device, so he made his own and now sells them for around $50 on eBay and from his website. This looks like Sink Tube Assortment. Read the rest of this entry »
My new model finally agreed to give me some daring shots and post them here. Woho! It took me to Sahara just to convince him to post him with Kissfendi.com honey on his body. We are still under negotiation to take more dare-flaring photos for future blogging. Huh! I am also looking for other models so if you are interested you may send in your sample photos. J These are just sample photos; we are looking for a good place where we can take nice backgrounds maybe this summer.
Model Profile
Name: Timone
Age: 19
Occupation: Nursing Student
Hobby: Making digital Music
I am still working on a plugin where I can embed all the photos without messing up around here so guys have little more patience. 
Actually one of the photos appeared already in March 21 Issue “Profanity and let the party get started” You can check back if you dare. CLICK MORE for MADNESS SAKE!
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