I had time with Nicky and Marikka today. I hope that’s not the last one. She came back Monday to take all her stuffs. I didn’t sleep Sunday until the next day that was more than 24 hours then I went to meet her monday morning and we walked almost to Denmark from Sweden.
Today, we had a bottle of wine at the park thanks to Marrika got an African wine. Then walked back to Marikka’s house and had dinner. I jus left Nicky downtown and said goodbye (Actually not goodbye) to her. My heart sank. My heart sank down to my anus! It was more than having a knee surgery without anaesthetics. The night even went terribly bad and dark as a no-torch-hell. I want to abhor her as much as I want to but no I can’t. My Swedish life will never be the same again with out that bi*ch around. I just feel so sad I feel like my whole family is dead and I am grieving. I am really unhappy. I’m grieving now more than I grieved when my fish died 4 years ago.
I will stop Blogging for a while at least several days. I want to show Nicky that I am so against of what she’s doing. When I come back I will have to think if I should hire another bi*ch but if I think so, then these should be the bi*ch qualifications.
QUALIFICATIONS
-Not so Blond
-A Czech Republican
-Has a not so bad humour that even a Danish Princess could laugh her ass out from nothing even while sleeping.
-Sweet that could accommodate four guys and 36 bottles of Russian Beers.
-Could cry even there’s no reason to cry.
-At least could laugh time to time even I don’t feel like laughing with.
-She could make food from nothing even just a spoon of soy sauce and a leaf of basil.
-She could drag me out to party for two days straight with out feeling worry about the next day.
-She could work 16 hours straight and party afterwards.
-She must at least be dumb like Paris Hilton and could be smart like Einstein.
-She should have a big heart for shopping.
-Someone should laugh and think that when I get 60 years old I still wear my braces and laugh at it the whole day.
-Someone who can dance, crawl and sleep on the sofa and want to have something to chew with, like vegetable before sleeping.
-Could empty two bottles of Champagnes.
And…
-At least has been a national ice-skater in her home country for 15 years.
She could take 60 photo frames and like only one.
Nicky loves gays
Nicky when she’s sober.
When she gets so excited to dance she could crawl.
If you think you have these qualifications please send your resume enclosed with Nicky Ruskova.
I ‘m sorry Nicky I wasn’t straight. I could have married you!
I am so mad-sad!
I miss you now bi*ch like I miss a million dollar whare!
LOVES and A*S
FENDi
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Hmmm…Has she considered looking through some social sites?
She moved back with her family but more on the cock side reason.
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Fendi
oh dear. it must be really hard for you. +hugs+ she seems like a great girl and i’m sure she’s lucky to have you as a friend too. take care!
Yeah but I am going to see her in Prague next week before after I jumped off Madrid and Portugal so i will see her again at least for few days..:)
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Fendi
I am so sorry to hear about that. I hope things turn out well and Nicky will have her senses back on her clits!
I don’t know why she lost her senses.. I thought you can’t lose senses only virginity!
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Fendi
Ei clitless…uhmmm…I jaz wanna tell you that I love bitchcraft. I’ll be reading your blog from now on…beeotch!
Thanks Von fritz.
Cheers mate!
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Fendi
Awww, poor you Fendi. A good bitch is hard to find… Hugs!
I know. so sad.
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fendi
Aww, poor Fendi will be OK. (You can keep in contact with her ONLINE… Well, I know… it’s not the same.) True friendship can survive distance.
… I’m someone’s “fag hag”, too. My BFF is a loud and proud queer, too. Love him to bits.
too bad too ba. I still cry time to time remembering her with me around. we went the same school.
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Fendi