At work in the morning

• Author: kissfendi
• Filed under: Fendi, Kiss Bloggs, Uncut, Week Ends, kissfendi
• Date: May 25,2007

I have come up with a light concept of making my day more productive and moving. I will write an entry once in a while of how my time at work being used. ( on the photo, that is my KRUG for tonight’s party. ) Have a sweet weekend lovlies!

8.36: It doesn’t matter how you sit on your swivel chair, what matters, as a rule is the coffee cup right in your hand.

8.42: I received a text message to have Champagne pleasure at Marikka’s sacred palace on Friday. I will be surrounded with vulvas and champagnes again. Not at all times I would be feeling fulfilled woman around with women. I need a new dress and roll the red carpet.

9.10: People are off to their daily meeting and I am almost all alone here still doing the pragmatic and irreversible news reading.

9.13: I need to bend the coffee machine harder to make a lifetime intense caffeine mixture.

9.52: Misfortune happened when I pressed the wrong button and the machine bent me a strong Mocha. I had to press for strong coffee again so now I have two strong tangs like a dark beer without the malt and yeast.

10.00: Music playing on my N95 “Crazy love” and tapping keyboards. My eyes have to look busy and my forehead should form the superficial wrinkles as if I am having hard time to come up with the formula of making beer. Or like everyone is doing.

10.13: I always love this song “Ever since the world began” it always throb my heart with emotional love. This song would never fade…even time dies.

10.20: Thinking that my artificial vagina is tired of bitching. I need a replacement.

10.40: I can feel my heart turning its colour from dark red to toasted coffee. I miss the sun again. Next entry will be ” At work in the afternoon”
10.42: Scanned new documents and resettled laptop. Mouse didn’t follow its arrow. Too much Internet going on.

11.54: Trying to change my signature and had to make three hundred new signatures to make sure the stroke all the same. I need to have my lunch too soon. I should go to the harbour and meet the sun. I deserved to have a short walk down to the seaside. 30 min or an hour should be enough.
12.00: I noticed we have only one hardworking human here and the rest are pagans.
“On the wings of love” playing on mp3.

12.10: Off to have lunch with baboon meat and the rest will have Indian curry. Gross!
12.30: Had lunch and now I am squeezing orange skin into my eyes and wonder if where the orange fruit name comes from? Is it from the colour or the way around? If the orange fruit name comes from its colour then why the banana’s name is not yellow? Who started to name Orange fruit “Orange” why the name wasn’t Kirasomo, Makaramisami, Baliansqua or Oramas?
Another wondering. Why the banana always associated with Monkeys and why not with Elephant, Horse, Bird or Rat? Knowing that these animals love to eat banana too.

Happy weekend to all Clitless and Viginas!

kiss

Fendi