Confession of a cl*tless Saint and a Birthday Greetings!

• Author: kissfendi
• Filed under: Champagne, Fendi, kissfendi
• Date: Mar 13,2007

I know many of you out there keeping all your loving arses just to adore my high and lows. I feel so warmed and well kept down to my bottoms. I really do love your guts! I’m so much of a believer that such friends and lovers who once pain on the ass are still worth keeping at the end of the day so it’s time to flip my side to return all the hugs and loving back to you. I have been thinking if how to express my Birthday greetings to my original ex-boyfriend the prince of Finland ( Joonas ).lol!

(With Mama Liisa, I miss her! Jesse young bro,I miss him too, And The Birthday boy My Ex-Boyfriend)

Honestly I can only consider one Ex-boyfriend and the rest are like karaoke machines on Saturday nights. The Mexican Tequila who owns an inch penis and the Ger-men, The Japanese fishermen, The Singaporean technorati, The Pilot and the flight engineer,The Dutch businessmen and Danish Prince, Americans, The Amazon warrior and the rest of the 1,289 were just victims of love. They were just like berries in my midnight yogurt. I have sold already all the preview episodes of my life when I was barely a virgin. I was really once a good lover if not just a plain jet setting 16 year old virgin and I realized that it wasn’t easy to take two pads of sleeping pills and wake-up the next few days with extreme make over. Thanks to myself I survived! I owe it all to my good friend Boobsie for spending all his fortune believing that it was worth spending with a saint like me when all I wanted to do was jump out from 23rd floor because of my Ex-boyfriend broke my heart. Lol!

You see… I was really a good lover; I have even spent my life tracking my arse in the cold of Finland almost get fcuked by Russians and met the local polis who never even cares if I’m still a bloody virgin for goodness sake! But now I renewed my life, I don’t want to be a saint, I don’t want to be a Marvel character, I am tired of being a sleeping beauty, I am tired of those cardinal affairs, I don’t want to mess around with politicians neither, who only promise hot seats and dildos. I can only be a frankophonic because I am tired being a cockholic,. Now, I am so much better than a smart clitless cunt. lolz!

Now my time to greet you! Happy Birthday to you Ex-Boyfriend!” I am serious” Thanks for bathing with me in the snow at least I experienced shrinking my penis hard as ice cube! CHEERS! ;D

Now I am contended to have my early retirement as your *love me or hate me words* I am so sorry I can’t be the saint you want me to…To all my Stalkers in every station don’t stop doing it,. Anyway you can’t get anything from me. I’m happy now looking after my ostrich run around. And the people who asked me on the streets if I’m kissfendi. YES I am! To all the bar tenders who adore me and who keep reading my entries…Next time don’t give me free drinks..You might get sacked and I don’t want that to happen. I can’t hire you neither. Read more ….

And to all my girfriends! I am so sorry I couldn’t even get you impregnated though I tried so hard! To Tom, wish you luck,. I am sure you get what you deserve, if a small carrot won’t do, try a blender! lol hugs!

You know where to send you love and hates! kissfendi@gmail.com