Back me up fitch. Now I am giving you the meaning of true drinking the traditional Champagne sucking but before that, I would like to tell you how it feels like to be on the local newspaper again! Yeah again… Rock the funky s*ckers! Just for a clip not the whole page. I got my abercrombie on the news for Cavas and Blogging. I remember last time I was on the front page that was way back in Sept. 29, 2001 when I was still active pimping with politics and slept on the street with just my butt and my human penis just to get attention for media trying to unseat someone on power.

( There. Your cava lover and big time fitch of today’s newspaper)
I have been so fflying active burning flags if I had too. So If you have missed the Punkt SE today then you have missed your big time Cava kisser kissfendi swirling his fly in front of the camera because I was ambush interviewed last was week. But something that I didn’t like about it when it says so wrong about my shopping spree. I don’t flying shop in the (USA) United States of As-ores instead I go tip my toes at MQ or Zara shops in Malmö or Copenhagen. Click click to keep the flying voting…

( Cflies like us are just like Soviet Champagnes, the dryer we get the better we suck)
But but…I need to grab the magical liquid and spurt the cork so I can have cfummy time after I could listen to castrated Farinelli. More to say –To Dream Theater you shouldn’t you get your ball off I guess it’s too late to put your voice higher. Soon I will drop by to check your gig or your pre defense play, for now I need to eat a Shitzza. Man! I f. dislike pizza. I’d rather eat a bowl of rice mixed with pre-c*m from Melbourne. Shag me you trojan warrior. Get your fly here in Malmö and I will give this DopFF Brut Cava bottle in your half-wide afly.
( If you get these bottles emptied in two months I will give you a dfly rough cocksuck!)

( Wah! just when I got back from Philippines, I muggled 4 liters of rums. It’s good with your coffee!)
Anyhow you will still learn from me today aside from all twatwatting- The word ‘Champagne’ is so full of meaning, so desirable to any cunts and big time whore around even kings and queen before that it has always provoked envy. One of the missions of the Comité Interprofessionnel du Vin de Champagne - the trade association representing all the Champagne Houses and Growers - is to defend and protect the exclusive nature of the Appellation. That means Champagnes are sex-clusive to limited ores who can only afford to spurt a bottle every fnight.
To all my lovers. In Lund flits, Malmö shaggers, in Hongkong stopyour f.lies and send me your fphoto sqeezing Champagne bottle, Bangkok ( You fidos! I love you stop Kendi fattening his fass!! To all Cockholics in Denmark and to the QX world… thanks for making me feel loved! Let’s have a forgy soon!
Keep my abercrombie Diane, Troy, Mamo and Alberta! Sorry I couln’t go to fhell with you in one night!
Spurt me your Cava love because I love you,

Bubble me up: kissfendi@hotmail.com
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Sweet thing for you Fendi. Good to celebrate and open a bottle of Cava.
I will be with you.
Benzi
That is a nice one Fendi. How do you feel now?
That was a long time ago when we see your photo on the frontpage and now you have your clip! Weeeehh!
keep cunting..
Philipp
goddam sonofabitch! you really rock the world now my dear! keep up the great bitchin’!
lol.
the peter pan pants!!! (can be a tongue twister)
lovely pic btw!
Hell yeah! cunts brewers! thanks for pimping! keep coming..
nice to see you hear n-way.
Kiss
Fendi
yes! Miss K. Peter Pan! Wahahahah!
Go hide your arse coz i go fly and get you! lolz!
You rock on kissfendi.
keep writing. I think it’s fun reading someone swearing.
hottie