Kiss Fendi Trivia ( Old POST )

• Author: kissfendi
• Filed under: Alternative Lifestyle
• Date: Apr 2,2004

Totally insane and didn’t speak to anyone for months —– One time
Hospitalized because of insanity—- One time
Composing a song—- Several times
Thinking as a desperate musician—– Most of the times
Playing the Piano—- Many times
Playing the Violin—- Many times
Playing Harmonica/flute/Drums/—- Many times
Playing the Cello —- few times, Trying!
Being in a Choir—- Since Elementary- Uni
Thinking of joining the Band—- Many times
Thinking As a solo ballet performer—- Countless ( Desperately )
Thinking As a famous poet—-Seldom
Wishing-As a nobel prize winner in literature—- Seldom
Attempting suicide —- 78 times
Riding the bike 120 Speed—- Several times
Trying to hold my breath — Few times
Thinking of Killing my Grandmother —- One time
Cursing someone —- Few times
In Jail —- Never
First big public appearance —- Many times
Wishing to be a president —- Several times
Painted land scape—- Several times
Painted graphics —- Many many times
Painting exhibit—- Several times
Poetry winner—- Several times
Published a poetry book—- One time
Published Poems outside Philippines—- Many times
Ecstasy and other drugs I had —- Few times
Drinking Booze and whiskey—- As possible every night
Thinking of quitting smoking —- Few times
wishing to be a miss universe winner —- Many times!
Thinking to be a boxer—- One time
Taekwando tournament —- One time
Set ups every night —- Many times
Cook food for big event—- One time in my life G!
Shagging a girl —- Few times
Shagging a boy —- timeless
Almost died coz of cold — In Finland
Got robbed by girls — at Helsinki Train Station
Slept at the airport six hours — Frankfurt Germany
Wank in public toilet — Trukey Istanbul Airport
Had a half day affair — On the train to Combodia
Had sex on the train — Almost
Lied to myself —- Many times
Hate my Mom —– Many times
Love my Mom —– forevermore
Seen my Dad —- One time then he DEAD!
Jumping from the top of the Cargo ship —- One time
Stung by a bee —- three times
Stung by a scorpion —- One time
bitten by Crab —- One time
Stung by a stone fish —– One time ( Can’t pee )
Bitten by a snake —- Almost
Bitten by a cat —- Few times
In the rebels —- One time
Climbed coconut tree —- Many times!
Fell from the tree —- Many times
Kicked by a horse —- One time on my knee
Fell from the Buffalo —- Many times
Jumped from the water falls —- May times
Had played sex when I was young —- Everyday ( Almost )
Molested —- Few times
Slept in the wild because of insanity —- One time on the tree top
Took the bus with out paying —- few times
Seen someone dying right before my eyes —– Twice
Thinking of burning myself —- Many times
Over dosed by drug — One time drank a bottle of Sleeping pills!
Thinking of Jumping on the railway train coming —- many times
Thinking Going to Afghanistan train as a terrorist —- Several times
Thinking Planting a bomd in the mall —- Few times
Wank in front the TV —- Many times
Wank looking at the underwear brochures —- Many times
Thinking of burning the Library —- Few times
Nicking food from the cafeteria —- Few times ( with friends )
Eating fish alive —- Many times
Tasted a sea horse —- many times
Being in a fight club —- One time
Hitting my grandmother with a stone —- One time
Burn the fridge —- One time
Stole a goat —- One time with friend ( we killed and roasted it)
Stole chicken —- Many times with Uni. friends ( FUN! )
Stole eggs from poultry —– One time with friends
Running away from home —- One time
Plane crush —- Almost
Almost get killed by worms —– Million times! Worst enemy!
Almost get raped —- Few times
Carrying gun at school —- twice! ( Just to show )
Sleeping with my Mom late teens —- Every night when I am home!
killed a cat —- One time ( I tied it with stone and threw in the sea. I was 12 years old)
Eaten snake — One time
Eaten frog —- One time
Have sold expensive belongings —- One time DigiCam
Have slapped a girl — One time Chloe
Have kneel ed on the floor with grain of salts —- One time ( with sister)
Drowned in the river —- Never
Bet lot tory —- Several times
Played public bingo —- Several times
Eaten rubber —- One time ( 5 years old )
Sent home from school — Twice, high school
Prince-pal’s office HS —- Three times
Stealing my Mom’s lipstick —- Many times
Putting make up to my younger cousins —- Many times
Dressing as a woman —- timeless lol!
Having affair with a janitress —- One time ( I was 17 )
Got caught having sex in public —- Twice ( In the bus and in the Shopping mall storage room )
Appeared on the National News paper front page —- One time ( Sept, 21 2001 Young poet of the year )
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I Think this is quite long now…I have to drink my booze….

Long live the Vodka and Whiskey!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MOM!

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